Will Work For Food

Lindsay Lohan must be REALLY hard up for cash. Cuz the "actress" was basically begging for work in the new issue of Nylon magazine.

She admits to the mag, "It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And have a house to pay for now.' "

That is scary! But didn't Lezlo make enough money back in the day to have been able to pay for a modest house in full?

What did she spend her money on?

Hmmmmm!!!!

Lohan does admit that she's at least trying to get work. In fact, she even tried out for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Though she says, "That didn't work out. It is what it is. You're not right for the part, and that's it. I can take it, I'm a big girl."

The "actress" also claims she's now in discussions with Sean Penn to work on a future project. She says, "I'm talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!"

Maybe Seth knows it's best to just ignore the craziness?

Begging is not flattering.

And talking about projects before you officially sign on is a perfect way to kill your chances!!!!!!